Enchanted icons and funny lists
Oct. 7th, 2009 02:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
forgottenbennetMade some Enchanted icons for you all to enjoy
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Also, a few things to make you all giggle.
14 ways to tell you're grown up:
1. You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
2. 6 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
3. You watch the weather channel.
4. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
5. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
6. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dress up".
7. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
8. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
9. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
10. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead.
11. You take naps.
12. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
13. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
Bonus reason: You read this entire list desperately looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you and you can't find one.
Some things that drive sane people mad:
-The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
-You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
-There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything.
-You tire gauge lets out half the tire air while you're trying to get a reading.
-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom knob to get out.
-People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter that's just opened up.
-You reach under the table to pick something up off the floor and smash your head on the way back up.
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper:
-FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
- 8 years old. Hateful little cuss. Bites.
-FREE PUPPIES
Mother, AKC German Shepard. Father, super dog...
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
-COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also one gay bull for sale.
-GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown 89 cents/lb.
-FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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Also, a few things to make you all giggle.
14 ways to tell you're grown up:
1. You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
2. 6 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
3. You watch the weather channel.
4. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
5. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
6. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dress up".
7. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
8. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
9. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
10. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead.
11. You take naps.
12. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
13. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
Bonus reason: You read this entire list desperately looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you and you can't find one.
Some things that drive sane people mad:
-The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
-You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
-There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything.
-You tire gauge lets out half the tire air while you're trying to get a reading.
-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom knob to get out.
-People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter that's just opened up.
-You reach under the table to pick something up off the floor and smash your head on the way back up.
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper:
-FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
- 8 years old. Hateful little cuss. Bites.
-FREE PUPPIES
Mother, AKC German Shepard. Father, super dog...
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
-COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also one gay bull for sale.
-GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown 89 cents/lb.
-FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
