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Nov. 10th, 2011 12:46 amSometimes , just sometimes, Marie Claire you can be awesome. But you aren't too often.
Things like: In the Bag. Okay that's kinda cool. Awesome is showing what's in Miss Piggy's bag. Now all you need to do now (IMO). Is to show us what's in Melissa McArthy's ( ((damnit I know I mispelled that!)) You know that cool chick from Mike and Molly and Bridesmaids) bag. Just to spite your idiot editor and (former?) blog writer Maura Kelly.
For the record what's in Miss Piggy's bag
This month, the ever-fashionable Miss Piggy steals the spotlight in her new movie, The Muppets. Here, the felted diva spills the secrets of her clutch
Makeup: "For little cosmetic touch-ups. For heavy-duty work, I travel with a pit crew and a trowel."
Dog treats: "I always keep a few choice doggy treats for my precious pup, Foo-Foo. But, truth be told, Foo-Foo prefers room service."
Ski mask: "Surprisingly effective for the rare times I'm trying to avoid the paparazzi."
Sunglasses: "Most celebrities wear sunglasses so they won't be recognized, but I wear 'em cause they make me look even more famous!"
Police crime-scene tape: "Nothing says 'Keep out of my dressing room' like this and a chalk body outline."
Lavender Sharpies: "Signing autographs is a privilege. Just don't ask me when I'm canoodling with the frog!"
Notebook: "I am constantly jotting down ideas for TV, movies, theatrical spectaculars, etc. Of course, I don't take credit for all of my brainstorms, but if you saw it and liked it, it probably started here."
Photos of Kermie: "Moi's frog is usually close by, but if he's wandered off again, I distribute these and offer a reward."
Sunblock SPF 650: "I have very sensitive skin. My dermatologist said, 'You don't tan, you bake.'"
Hand mirror: "When you've had as much work done as moi, it's important to be reminded what you look like."
Jewelry: "Moi believes in aggressive accessorizing."
Gym card: "I don't go to a gym to work out. I use the phone number on this card to call my personal trainer, who works out for me. Let him sweat!"
Flash drive: "I often hear people say that I 'need no introduction.' Au contraire! When I make an entrance, I prefer a big buildup. This contains 'The Miss Piggy Story' PowerPoint presentation for just such occasions."
The bag: Silver Marc Jacobs clutch. "Moi's Marc Jacobs clutch complements everything I wear. Come to think of it, Marc himself compliments everything I wear, especially when he designed it."
Things like: In the Bag. Okay that's kinda cool. Awesome is showing what's in Miss Piggy's bag. Now all you need to do now (IMO). Is to show us what's in Melissa McArthy's ( ((damnit I know I mispelled that!)) You know that cool chick from Mike and Molly and Bridesmaids) bag. Just to spite your idiot editor and (former?) blog writer Maura Kelly.
For the record what's in Miss Piggy's bag
This month, the ever-fashionable Miss Piggy steals the spotlight in her new movie, The Muppets. Here, the felted diva spills the secrets of her clutch
Makeup: "For little cosmetic touch-ups. For heavy-duty work, I travel with a pit crew and a trowel."
Dog treats: "I always keep a few choice doggy treats for my precious pup, Foo-Foo. But, truth be told, Foo-Foo prefers room service."
Ski mask: "Surprisingly effective for the rare times I'm trying to avoid the paparazzi."
Sunglasses: "Most celebrities wear sunglasses so they won't be recognized, but I wear 'em cause they make me look even more famous!"
Police crime-scene tape: "Nothing says 'Keep out of my dressing room' like this and a chalk body outline."
Lavender Sharpies: "Signing autographs is a privilege. Just don't ask me when I'm canoodling with the frog!"
Notebook: "I am constantly jotting down ideas for TV, movies, theatrical spectaculars, etc. Of course, I don't take credit for all of my brainstorms, but if you saw it and liked it, it probably started here."
Photos of Kermie: "Moi's frog is usually close by, but if he's wandered off again, I distribute these and offer a reward."
Sunblock SPF 650: "I have very sensitive skin. My dermatologist said, 'You don't tan, you bake.'"
Hand mirror: "When you've had as much work done as moi, it's important to be reminded what you look like."
Jewelry: "Moi believes in aggressive accessorizing."
Gym card: "I don't go to a gym to work out. I use the phone number on this card to call my personal trainer, who works out for me. Let him sweat!"
Flash drive: "I often hear people say that I 'need no introduction.' Au contraire! When I make an entrance, I prefer a big buildup. This contains 'The Miss Piggy Story' PowerPoint presentation for just such occasions."
The bag: Silver Marc Jacobs clutch. "Moi's Marc Jacobs clutch complements everything I wear. Come to think of it, Marc himself compliments everything I wear, especially when he designed it."
