Pass the brain bleach please!

Okay so a while back I found a PDF file of Breaking Dawn (I wasn't about to waste money on it *snerk*) and I just sat down and finally stated to read it, without have read any of the other books. But in thanks to cleolinda's recaps and the movie I knew the basic gist of what had happed prior to BD so I wasn't completely in the dark, I guess I can blame cleolinda's recap of the book for wanting to read what she skimmed over. I hate to admit that I read it all, except for the Happily Ever After" chapter *blech*

All I can really say there is Hello there Bella Mary Sue Swan ( spoiler, just in case )

and Mary Sue's ( another spoiler )

I'm sorry I'll just go away now and wash off the overabundance of mary Sue-ness off now

However I did kinda like Jacob in this book, and as always Jasper and Alice, as well as Leah and Seth, to whom I've never been introduced to to until now. Oh God, quick someone stop me before I'm tempted to read Eclipse!