If I were CBS...

I'd write a CBS crossover and it would star...

My CBS Dream Team

Greg Sanders (CSI)
Thomas Jane (The Mentalist) (Teresa Libson optional)
Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)
Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
Ray Langston (CSI)
Abby Sciuto (NCIS) (L.J. Gibbs optional)
Timothy McGee (NCIS)
G. Callen (NCIS:LA)
Gil Grissom (CSI)

I'd pay to see all of these characters in a massive crossover story arc. Any other characters from the above shows would need my approval ;)

Oh and no Sara Sidle (Ew.) Or Tony DiNiizzo (the guy would never shut up concerning the number of geeks I've chosen)